SMS jokes form my sister

How to kill a lion?

  1. Dravid method
    Ask the lion to bowl to him. hit 1 run in 200 ball.
  2. Ramarajan method
    Put 5 kgs of make-up on the lion face. It will die due to overweight.
  3. Vijayakanth method
    Speak before the lion for 1/2 an hour about India.
  4. Rajkiran method
    Just sit and eat before the lion.