SMS jokes form my sister

How to kill a lion?

  1. Dravid method
    Ask the lion to bowl to him. hit 1 run in 200 ball.
  2. Ramarajan method
    Put 5 kgs of make-up on the lion face. It will die due to overweight.
  3. Vijayakanth method
    Speak before the lion for 1/2 an hour about India.
  4. Rajkiran method
    Just sit and eat before the lion.

SMS from my sister – Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons

  1. “We will do it” means “You will do it”
  2. “You have done a great job” means “More work will be given to you”
  3. “We are a team” means “I am not the only to be blamed”
  4. “That is a good question” means “I do not know anything about it”
  5. “All the best” means “You are in trouble”