BIRD FEEDER – Great Grandma in New York City

Great Grandma - 14 street, New York

Great Grandma - 14 street, New York

10 ways to avoid irritating calls

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.

2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.

3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.

6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up…louder…louder…louder!

7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.

8. If they start out with, “How are you today?” say “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems…………”

9. Cry out in surprise, “Helen, is that you? I’ve been hoping you’d call! How is the family?” When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.

10. Tell the xxxx call center guy to call on your office number and give him the yyyy call center number.

I got this as an forwarded mail.

Interesting ad (Poster) about Actor Murali

Tamil Movie Actor Murali

Tamil Movie Actor Murali

Mile Sur Mera Tomorrow? Fail

I just read Mile Sur Mera Tomorrow? Fail post by by Ashok Krish. Even I felt very bad about missing Scientists, Good Players ,, read this wonder full thoughts of Ashok Krish in his blog ..

It gave a complete idea about my visitors behavior

Last year I posted a presentation regarding “How To Check The Indian Passport Status?” … and today I got a complete report (statistical data). It gave a complete idea about my visitors behavior.

Slideshare Annual Report

Slideshare Annual Report

I wonder how many people are already straggling to check the Indian Passport Status in Online.  In the past 7 months 27,000 people already visited my presentation to clarify their doubts about how to check the status. I wrote a blog in wordpress as  well. There also a minimum of 10 to 20 visitors per day.  Indian Passport authorities has to take necessary actions to upgrade their site.

A Jump Due To A Hump

Acer Laptop Issue: Laptop Mouse & Keyboard was on vacation … What do you do?

Tonight I  went to buy a keyboard with my sister Priya because, her Acer laptop got a new issue …. she was not able to log in …  System is booting properly and prompting the user names … but the laptop mouse and keyboard was not working …  so she was not able to type any thing and move her cursor as well …

I tried logging in with a guest user account … opened the notepad using external mouse …opened the monitor keyboard …. typed the password … copied it… switched the user to the master admin …. and pasted the password …. now the system gave us a way to get in …. the second time it didn’t allow us to type / paste anything in the password area …

So I decided to log on with the help of an external keyboard.

It was almost 9:00 pm (most of the shops were closed … and few of them was in the process of closing it …) and my sister was doing her selection on keyboards, I was standing out side of that shop.  A man came in a bike with his family .. I mean two small kids …. He was wearing a headphone … and was talking to somebody ..while riding his bike … the moment he was crossing the hump his wife slipped from the bike …

and managed to jump and landed safely without falling down … the funniest part is her don’t know what was happened … he was simply riding his bike …. After a while that gentlewoman took her phone and called him … after he saw her in coming call he realized that … something was wrong …

He came back and silently picked his wife and vanished … definitely he might be getting good blasting from his wife ….  My sister came back with her new keyboard … Once we reached the home we connected the external keyboard to the system … and we were able to type the password now

I went to the my computer — properties …  hardware …. device manager …selected the keyboard and disabled it first … and then again I enabled …. still no result … so I click right button in the mouse and selected the … update the changes …. now I was able to use the laptop keyboard itself …

Still I was not able to crack the touch mouse …..

Chain Snatchers in Puzhuthivakkam, Chennai

புழுதிவாக்கத்தில் வழிப்பறித் திருடர்கள்

இரவு ஒன்பது மணி இருக்கும் … புழுதிவாக்கம் ஒரு ஆட்கள் நடமாட்டம் மிக்க ஒரு பகுதி … வீட்டின் உள்ளே லேப்டாப்பில் வேலையாக இருந்த நான் ஒரு பெண்ணின் அலறல் கேட்டு வெளியே ஓடினேன் … அந்தப் பெண்ணின் கழத்தில் கிடந்த நகை கீழே கிடந்தது  … பைக்கில்  ஒருவனது முதுகை மட்டுமே பார்க்க முடிந்தது … தைரியமாக விரைந்து பைக்ககை ஓட்டிச் சென்று விட்டன் …

thiefves in puzhuthivakkam

thiefves in puzhuthivakkam

இரவு நேரங்களில் தனியாக வருவதை தவிர்க்கவும் ,,, அப்படியே வர நேர்ந்தாலும் இரண்டு அல்லது மூன்று பேராக சேர்ந்து சேர்ந்து செல்லவும்.

Almost 9 o clock in the night. I was working in my room with my laptop. My house is located at the busiest roads of puzhuthivakkam. Suddenly I heard a loud voice of lady … Thief, Thief catch him … When I rushed to the window I was able to see the back side of a chain snatcher … who was in the back side of that bike. They vanished like a flash. After that I heared several stories about those chain snatchers from different people who are living there for a long time … It always advisable to go with your family members or friends for shopping in that area …