SMS jokes form my sister

How to kill a lion?

Dravid method
Ask the lion to bowl to him. hit 1 run in 200 ball.
Ramarajan method
Put 5 kgs of make-up on the lion face. It will die due to overweight.
Vijayakanth method
Speak before the lion for 1/2 an hour about India.
Rajkiran method
Just sit and eat before the lion.

interesting good night message – SMS

Love pandravanukku loverthan figure!
Love pannathavanukku figure ellam lover!
so sight mattum adippom,
santhosama irruppom
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லவ் பன்னுராவனுக்கு லவர்தான் பிகரு
லவ் பன்னாதவனுக்கு பிகரு எல்லாம் லாவரு
சோ, சைட் மட்டும் அடிப்போம்,
சந்தோசமா இருப்போம்.
—– goodnight

Are you shifting your airtel broadband to a new house?

We shifted to a new locality within 2 km in Madipakkam area. I was in a hurry to move my Airtel broadband connection to the new place.  So I called Airtel customer support. After pressing almost all of the digits from 1 to 9 …. I was able to hear a real  human voice ….  he [...]

SMS messages from my friends – part 3

No one is born happy but every one is born with ability to create happiness … So make every one happy by flashing your sweet smile
Amazing fact: Shakespeare doesn’t know the letters J and X. Because these alphabets came 14 years after his death. So you can’t find J and X in his poems.
Life never [...]

SMS messages from my friends – part 2

A butterfly lives only for few days. But still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts. Each moment in life is precious. Live it fully and win as many hearts.
Heard work is like steps. Luck is like a Lift. Lift may fail some times. But, steps will always get you to the top.
Living in the favorable [...]

SMS messages from my friends – part 1

Don’t wait for things to happen, Make it happen.  Have a great day. Good Morning.
தானாக நிகழும் என காத்திருக்காதே. நிகழ்த்திக்காட்டு.
Jaipathu than valkai endral maranathidam naam thorpathu yaen? Thorpathu than Vaalkai endral moodiya imaikal thinam thirapathu yaen?
ஜெயிப்பதுதான் வாழ்கை என்றால் மரணம் நம்மை ஜெயிப்பது ஏன்?
தோர்ற்பதுதான் வாழ்கை என்றால் மூடிய இமைகள் தினம் திறப்பது ஏன்?
“Stand Up”, “Be Bold”, “Be Strong”.
எழுந்து நில் ! [...]